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@trashyfins : *refactors code*
Me: *sends shark tiddy*
fins: hhhHHH
Me: *changes name to PM_ME_SHARK_TITS*

RIP refactored code tho
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I always feel bad for those named Kaylee, or Kayleigh, or Kailey, or Kaylie, or Cayley, or Kaleigh, or Kailee, or Kaley, or Kayley, or Caleigh, or Keily, or Cayleigh, or Kayli, or Cailey, or Kaily, or Kayle, or Kaileigh, or Kaili, or Kaylei, or Keylee, or Kalie, or Kaylea, or Keyli, or Calie, or Cailee, or Kalee, or Caylie, or Caileigh, or Kaeli, or Kalei, or Kailea, or Kaeleigh, or Caylie, or Kaelee, or Caley, or Kailie, or Kaeley, or Kailei, or Keiley, or Keilly, or Kaely, or Keyleigh, or Keilee, or Keili, or Calee, or Kaelie, or Cayley, or Kayly, or Keileigh, or Keylie, or Keyly, or Kayelee, or Kaile, or Caeli, or Kayliegh, or Caeley, or Kaliegh, or Caylei, or Khaylee, or Caeleigh, or Kayliee, or Khailee, or Khailey, or Cayli, or Cailie, or Keyle, or Keylli, or Kayeleigh, or Kaelly, or Caelie, or Caliegh, or Caelee, or Keylly, or Caily, or Kailly, or Keighley.

My heart goes out to them. You have my sympathy. May you one day meet someone who doesn't ask you how to spell your name.
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Funny how easily people who are a couple grand in the hole on a shitty purchase will do mental gymnastics to justify it

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me: *13,000 posts of absolute jackshit*
463 people: haha, totally!

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Get the new 16K 4420p noscope fortine edition Nvidia Optimum bazinga for only $9,999 for a limited time only*

* requires installation of a live walrus in your living room

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And Nvidia descended from the heavens to the crowd of groveling Linux users, and thus shat out a proprietary blob which maybe works if you squint at it

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born too late to see feudalism crumble.
born too soon to see full gay space communism.

Born just in time to see the copyright mafia crumble <3

If someone asks you how to get more into leftism DONT FUCKING RECCOMEND BOOKS FUCK.

just tell them to learn how to protect their friends, better their communities, and pay close attention to the effects they are having on the world at large

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I see we are really bringing our worst selves out to the fediverse today

The software cop is back again to tell me how abusive I am for not wanting to spend 64gigs of ram precompiling assets

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