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WHATS LONGER THAN BEING LONG?

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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

join our matrix chat room!
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if you dont have matrix join our matrix server!
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Help, I cannot stop snorting at "it's a car in a very small tunnel"

nominating piss.restaurant for most illegal instance name

Gay roadtrip resulted in me and boye whomst mine standing in a parking lot two states away chatting with a big nerd about serial protocols and dc motors past midnight.

So thats a big success i guess

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When you boost your own toots as if to shout it louder because they got no faves/boosts the first time around

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Gay roadtrip complete. Snuggle mode activated.

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my favourite viper album is "Why The Fuck Is Tibet Still Ain't Free ?????"

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THE MADNESS NEVER STOPS
DON'T FUCKING CALL THE COPS
BE CAREFUL IN YOUR BUNKS
THESE FUCKING BUGS EAT PUNKS

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Oh cool trump signed a college "free speech" law. Cant wait until a school loses its funding because literal Nazi show up and someone tries to stop them

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Every time a new union is formed my brain plays the Wonderful 101 theme

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Tech, Unionization, Kickstarter Show more

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a friend and i just found out our campaign to keep amazon alexas from being deployed in public spaces on campus was successful 😎 Fuck Bezos Fuck Surveillance Capitalism Digital Socialism Forever 😎

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Amazon and USPS, Libertarians and Libraries Show more

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Windows users: why dont you just get windows to play games

The games they are reffering to: upwards of 50$ each

Windows: always broken and you cant do anything cool with it

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finally, a more descriptive error message. buddy, Something Happened [ OK ]

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Whomst A Heckin Dog

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