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WHATS LONGER THAN BEING LONG?

DOUBLE WORD

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

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mastodon is good bc i can just be a dog online and everyone is perfectly accepting of that and gives me lots of pets and affection,

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mastodon is written in ruby, which is supposedly a garbage collecting language, and yet my toots pass through unscathed

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local fish realises being gay isn't gay enough

more at 8

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Bear is a huge, good boy.

(pictures of a large white Great Pyrenees dog napping on couch)

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make yourself known, and eloquently assert your demands

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The best comment on the Bitcoin crash that I have ever read and will ever read:

"why is it still going down

why hasn't the government done anything to stop this"

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Wine is not an emulator. It's a run-this-thing-but-really-buggy layer

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Charities: "Don't give cash to that homeless person, they're just going to spend it on alcohol and cigarettes!"

That's the same thing I spend it on, what's the problem?

FOX NEWS HAS AN ARTICLE PRAISING THE UNABOMBER

Does anyone know who I can commission an emoji from

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