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WHATS LONGER THAN BEING LONG?

DOUBLE WORD

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

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On the hornt end of things, I also need more people on the doll kink, hypnosis kink, corruption, mind control, and transformation kink end of things to follow!

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*points to dog*
"a good snout!"

*points to cat*
"what a snout!!"

*points to bird*
"snout!!!"

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see also: ask any queer what they’d do if they win the lottery. at least half the time the answer is “buy a house, start a commune, be able to support more of the people close to me”

because that’s the kind of thing we dream about at night, the hope of being able to relieve each other’s precarity

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man I don't think this facial cleanser thing should be burning my cheeks

I'm afraid I've made a grave mistake using this

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aaaaaaaaaah tiny lizard friend at dinner Show more

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I'm getting emotional about Mastodon, friends. (I mean, i've been drinking, but still).

So many years of having to dig to find the gems of "my people" on other social media, and then here I can toot out one piece of nonsense about needing new people to follow and find SO MANY COOL PEOPLE.

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE COOL

:jeb1: :gay_communism:

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Biodegradeable software: The future of all tech! Checksummings for f00lz

Stolen from @d6e

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Happy boring cis couple do the gender reveal only to find nothing, because I, a thief, have stolen their precious gender. Good luck finding it, heteros.

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everything lenin wrote about imperialism was made redundant and surpassed by rosa luxemburg's Accumulation of Capital

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it's time for my favourite game, Windows or Capitalism, where we try to guess whether a statement applies to windows or capitalism

- it's obnoxiously expensive for no reason
- corporate monopolies allow the big companies to stamp out alternatives and present themselves as the only option, driving up prices to ridiculous levels
- you are constantly pressured to spend money. in fact, if you don't have money, you can't participate at all
- advertisements are a fundamental element of the system
- most people who have souls despise it, but remain complacent because "what are the alternatives? this is the way things are"
- the mere mention of the names of alternatives disgusts many people
- the people in charge don't give a shit about you

trick question!! all of these statements apply to windows AND capitalism!!!!!

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Today was an unexpectedly good day! Hope tomorrow is just as good UwU

Goodnight, fedi-friends! See you all tomorrow :3

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foxes are canines but they take the a cat predatory niche

basically they're cat software running on dog hardware

hence, the best

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